won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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I went to get some late-night munchies because my bf left early and I was having a lonely girl night. I checked my account two times before leaving, then waited like twenty minutes in a drive thru and my card was declined, which is extra embarrassing because it was purposely such a small amount of money. I looked up my account when I got home and it just so happened that my bf used my paypal on xbox right as I was waiting for my food and took just enough money so I was a dollar short. I texted him like “Wooooooowwww!” And he felt bad so now I not only get to have my food delivered to me by him but now I get to watch the movie that prevented my budget feast in the first place.

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